Jare Bear

I am going to be taking over the telling of the Jared story as Matt wasn't even there. I am tired of dictating to a scribe. This will be my first blog post ever.

Just before this picture was taken Jared and I had some words about his behavior. It being my pet peeve when someone you don't know grabs your personal possessions, I grabbed the guitar from him in an attempt to defend Drews honor. He then proceeded to attack me with the knife on the table. I had never been in a fight before so he had the advantage, being a Bear. Luckily I had Drew and Nick cheering me on and berating Jare for his lack of thumbs, which made it challenging for him to firmly grip the knife, and for being de-clawed. 

Then..........

Tune in tomorrow to find out if died!

-Mike